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        可以发说说的沙雕句子

        来源:我要说说网 编辑:阳光女孩 时间:2019-09-28

        一、 英雄不问出处,美女打架都问。

        二、 以前车马书信很慢 一生只爱一个人 现在网络科技发达 一天能绿五十个人

        三、 熊剪掉指甲变成能

        四、 你们就使劲艾特你们对象吧 等我加了你们对象你们就知道错了 我实力有多强你们心里清楚

        五、 女人是祸水,啊,对不起,我错了

        六、 找女朋友就应该找一个不爱化妆的,偶尔画一次,感觉会怦然心动!要是找一个总化妆的,偶尔不画一次,容易猝死!

        七、 每一名同学都有个一天之内写完作业的神技,但只能在假期的最后一天爆发。

        八、 没有谁能够毫不妥协地活得轻松,痛苦从来是一击命中。

        九、 每次走在大街上都有人塞传单,我真是美的令人发纸。

        十、 我还是喜欢你,像你妈打你,不讲道理。像领导批你,不问东西。像爱吃垃圾食品,不看生产日期。

        十一、 一般般的小遇 一般般的坏 一般般的帅哥 我不爱

        可以发说说的沙雕句子

        十二、 你一定要和她好好走下去 我坐车

        十三、 早上醒来房间到处都是头发 唯独头上没有头发

        十四、 模拟火灾没有火,模拟地震没有地震,模拟考试为什么就有考试?

        十五、 小时候我最喜欢玩捉迷藏 等别人藏好了我就回家吃饭

        十六、 哥:在哪呢?星期天有事没?我:咋了?哥:那啥,我这边有个美女,星期天想你帮我陪她一天!我:我没事!一会儿我哥把他六岁闺女给我放下,出去办事了。。。

        十七、 有一次和朋友吃饭 他跟我炫耀身高 他说:我妈妈我爸爸 我竟然能长到 哈哈哈 我并不羡慕他 我觉得他是一个有故事的人

        十八、 这年头,谁还没有一个拿得出手的乐器?比如说我,我退堂鼓打的挺好的。

        十九、 来了老弟(最近特别喜欢这沙雕的句子)

        二十、 复习就是把不会的东西再确认一遍,你确实不会。

        二十一、 生是哥哥的鱼 死是哥哥的鱼罐头

        二十二、 中医是古代的东西,应该放进博物馆里去

        二十三、 希望所有的事情都像长胖那么简单就好了

        二十四、 我从没想到,我会和死亡如此接近。现在想想还是很后怕,再晚几秒,我就饿死了

        二十五、 你敢和我谈恋爱 我就敢在你玩游戏时弹抖动窗口

        二十六、 儿子发烧,带她去打针,他很害怕,一到诊所就哭闹不止;な苛λ担“不是给你打针,是给你妈妈打针。”边说边悄悄给他屁股上来了一针。没想到这回他反而停止了哭闹,很认真地对医生说:“阿姨,你打错了。”

        二十七、 一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人!就是因为他们!你才长痘痘!

        二十八、 情人节那天 有人送金 有人送银 有人送花 我怕没人送我 自己去把这三样都买全了:金银花 可去火了

        二十九、 别整天把自己的爱写在说说上,我没有那么多时间关注你,我要的爱也不是说说而已!

        三十、 为什么我没有一个帅到爆的同桌 而我同桌却有

        三十一、 你们说我长得好看我可以忍,但别说我朋友,这件事和她们没有关系。

        三十二、 我才是最正点的女孩 是你把不到的妹 泡不到的妞

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